ShamWow guy gets Shambusted.

I watch a decent amount of television and as soon as i seen the pic of this guy i knew who he was. Its the ShamWow guy, the Shamwow does everything an ordinary rag or towel doesnt do. The commercial leaves me speechless everytime by the way the Shamwow sucks all of the coke out of the carpet, just by a roll over the surface. Wow, i want one so Sham-bad. But the poor guy probably want to release some ShamTension and picked up a hooker. Mr Sham said that the hooker bit his tounge and wouldnt let it go. So he beat the SHAM out of her and got arrested for it. Go ShamJacks.

Jordans dropping this year

Ive never had a pair of Jordans and don't really believe in the concept behind the high prices and supply of the sneaker but these J's are a fly shoe. I dont even know what number they are or what year they originally came out but they are pretty sweet. Go Jacks.

EV-o RR Electric Motorcycle

Evo design solutions is coming out with this bike at around $28,000 dollars. It can get from 0-60mph in about 4 seconds which can compare to some of the gas powered bikes. Usually electric vehicles have more maintenance problems than their gas powered buddies but this design is pretty sweet.

LIL' Alfie beat the 18yr sentance.

The 13 year old Alfie is officially not the father of the baby girl. The DNA proved it. A half dozen other boys have claimed to have slept with the girl. I dont know why they would admit it?? She is so weak! But im happy for my boy Alfie who beat the sentance of 18 years of civility with that silly slut. Go jacks.

Apartment crawl 09'

Apartment Crawl 09' was one of the ages. We had the usual suspects in attendance (thomas, jimmy, glen, domino, jeske, cole sikes brodie, woody, britt) and it was a day to remember. We had jamaican music pumping, shopping carts, camping chairs, ice coolers and the grill. Jeske grilled six checken breasts, jimmy had some tasty brats, and my car got his oil changed at wal mart. I played my first game of water-pong (non-alcoholic beer pong). Cole and i were wet. literally. It was suprisingly sunny enough to take off the shirt and get some sun rays. Good times in the brook. Go jacks. Apartment crawl 2010 coming soon.

Another Bring it On?

Come on now...im not sure that the other 3 Bring it On's were too entertaining and now they are hitting us with another one? Dont get me wrong, attractive cheerleaders can make some entertaining materail but the story lines are so shallow. I will probably end up seeing it on the disney channel like i do the rest of them when i am bored and there is nothing else to watch.

President Obama and his 2009 March Madness bracket.

Hey its cool right?? Our President (during a recession) can take a little time to make college basketball picks. He has the toughest job in America and deserves some fun time right? Or is it bad that we have men and women fighting overseas and he can devout some time to something so frivilous? Should he worry about our country or collegiate basketball? Go jacks.

LOL ouch

Spring break Footage

assignment 5

Myspace is becoming obsolete

Back in my senior year of high school my girl Erika convinced me to make a MySpace. So i did. It was fun. Everybody was on it at the time. It was my first experience with a social networking site and i was feeling it. I had girls adding me, commenting on my pics, messaging me. It was too easy i thought lol. The traffic on my page kept increasing the more i was on it. I found myself spending more time on the computer that year than the countless hours on AOL chatting with people in middle school. Fun Time also :) But myspace was fun and to the point. I didnt have to go to the mall or parties just to get numbers from attractive women. I could copy and paste the same message to 11 different girls and see which one takes the bait or not lol.
Than myspace got old one day. I got tired of waiting for a persons page to load if they had a glittery animated background with tons of pictures on their main page. I would get annoyed whenever a song started playing on their main page and it took 10 seconds just to find the media player to turn that song off. Than people started to hack pages??? I would click someones pics and it would direct me to a whole other page that asked me what color the sky was and i would win 10 trillion dollars if i answered correctly. And 4 years later everytime i log on i have a new friend request from some super hottie that wants to web chat??
Myspace was cool until it got Un-cool. Tom should step his game up like yesterday or else im deleting my myspace account. Go Jacks.

Back to Reality

Well...everybody...spring break is over for me. .Im actually kinda happy its over. Wierd. Im back in the computer lab working on homework. The lab was open all week and ive been in the Brook all week but just took advantage of the free time. I didnt do any posts over the break but be sure that ill be back in my bag for this week. Ill put up a couple videos of what me and the crew did over break and keep it real for everybody. Go jacks.

Dr. TuGG

Guard your End zone!!!

Assignment 3

Spring Break!!!

Spring break is finally here. Long awaited. Well overdue. There is nothing like getting a smooth week off of school especially when the weather is starting to lighten up a bit. Everybody seems to be excited to be going somewhere really fun like Cancun, South Padre, Home sweet Home, Canada, Arizona, San Diego, Texas. But i haven't heard once that people are going to be staying in Brookings South Dakota. Hmmm. Well that is where i will be. The usual crew and i are sticking to our guns and sticking this years spring break out right here in the Brook.
Im sure it will be snowing out here while everybody else will be laying on the beach working on their base tans and we will be shoveling our cars out. All the breakers will need is a skimpy bathing suit and we will be dressed like hazardous material workers. Its cool though. The brook is the place to be. And we will show the world. Go Jacks.

Wanna know if your infant is gonna be good at sports?

You can pay $150.00 to get your baby tested to see if he/she will excell at sports. Swab the inside of your baby's mouth and send the Q-tips to a company in Boulder, Colorado and wait to see if you will need to save for a college fund or not. The company tests for a DNA strand called ACTN3, which can predict certain athletic skills, some experts believe. The results say if the child will be good at strength sports of endurance sports.

Everybody wants their son to be the next LeBron James. What if his DNA says otherwise? Will a parent be mad about it? Will a coach who knows the results of chilren play the child with the better DNA? If a coach had to pick one child out of two, would he pick the one with the better results? Will children sports be even more out of control with the knowledge of the tests?

Field trip

Shootin stuff on a Saturday

Here's a pic of me and the usual suspects out on our hunting excursion. It was about -1 degrees outside and my fingers and toes were numb. Fun time. We shot clay ducks. They looked like clay mini pots. I dont know how they got ducks out of clay orange pots. Cool. Cole Brodie had on a Blue Russell sweater. Jim had on his dads jacket. Thomas had on some offocial gear. I had on the usual with an extralayer. Domino (fresh d) had a automatic gun. It was pretty cool. Woody's gun made my ears ring. Out of the city boys (me, jim, thomas), jim was probably the best shot. I couldnt hit those dang orange circular ducks if they sat on the end of the barrell.

Bang Bang. Ill hit you with a video soon from the trip. Go Jacks.

Fresh weather

Sometimes in life you need the weather given to you in a different way. In a fresh way. My man Fresh D will hit you in the head so freshly with the weekend weather report you wont know what hit you. Freshly forecast from a fresh individual.

NBA is getting a piece of the bailout pie?

The National Basketball Association is set to borrow 175 million dollars because some of the teams have been struggleing in thie weak economy. Half of the 30 teams in the NBA said they are in need of the money because of Operating losses. The bailout will come with an interest rate around 8 percent.
At first thought i would think that they could cut back a little on every players salary but than i think again and that isnt an option. The NBA salary has to be recession proof. If Lebron James and was put on a Derek Fisher salary than Lebron James would probably not try as hard to entertain people with his high-flying dunks and antics. He would probably play like a Derek Fisher. Not a fun sight. Big buckets=Big bucks. I say they cut back on the amount of teams that go to the playoffs. The less amount of games, the more of a solid fan base. The stronger a fan base, more money from advertisments. Go Jacks

Man wins a 12-hour-sex-session wager...than dies

A man in Russia made a bet that he could please these two women for half a day. So he took a whole bottle of Viagra. The wager was $4300 dollars. He won the bet than died minutes after. Ouch.

Assignment #2

Japanese Rape game?

A video game in Japan that is based on raping women and children has been released. You score points for stalking and raping people!!!! LOL what is the world coming to? i thought Grand Theft Auto was bad when you can do a drive by or light some pedestrian on fire. But this???? I wonder what type of people actually play this game? Is it a game to be played with your kids or in a group setting lol? Good stuff, Go Jacks.

Jamaica bans sexual and criminal songs from radio play.

Jamaica has just implemented a ban on songs with sexually suggestive lyrics along with content about high crimes. Under the new regulation, all music with lyrics detailing murder, arson, rape, and gun violence cannot be heard over Jamaica's TV and radio broadcast systems. The new dancehall trend in Jamaica is called Daggering, it simulates sexual intercourse on the dance floor and this is that target of the ban. This will peobably hurt 90% of their rappers because those are two topics that any and every rapper talks about. Lol if something like this was implemented in America than we wouldnt have any more rap. Ouch!!

Too easy

I thought this was pretty funny.

Dont you just hate when people cant park????

Mabie not the father????

13 year old Alfie may not be the father of the little guy. Word on the street is that the girl slept with two other guys (kids) around nine months before the baby was born. I guess being promiscuous doesnt have an age limit. Ill keep you posted on who is or isnt the father.

Casino night

I volunteered to help out at Casino night in Caldwell hall on Friday night and it was a good experience. Now i can respect the dealer. Im not sure how much they get paid or if they get benefits or hours or anything but i know that it is somewhat stressful to keep the game and the players under control. First it helps to know all of the rules and not the basic ones that i knew. Second is to be able to count and count quickly. Third is to not get emotionally attached to the game. Im a competitive person and i was enjoying taking all of their fake chips. I felt good about myself but than i realized that the dealer always wins and my bubble was busted. It started off rocky with the rule differences and trying to count too fast. At the end i was somewhat a pro dealer and i should be put on payroll somewhere.

Whats on the I-pod

Drake (Drizzy) is from Ontario Canada. Signed with Lil' Waynes Young Money Entertainment. Has been on the Canadian well renound childrens show, "Degrassi". He has Been called the "New version of Fresh Prince." I first heard his song with Colin Munroe called "Cannonball". I heard him on some of Lil' Waynes tracks and listened to some of his mixtapes. Drakes lyricism is strong. Wordplay is nice and he does the singing/rapping thing well. "So Far Gone" is his latest mixtape that came out on Friday morning and it is one that doesnt get old as you listen through it. Drake has a likeable flowstyle with bars that are easy on the ears. I wouldnt label him as a hipster or a backpack rapper but somewhat of a less conscious, conscious swagger driven rapper. He has apperances from the likes of Weezy, Bun-B, Trey songz, Santogold and A couple Canadian artists. He holds his own on the mixtape and doesnt really need to have the features. I felt that some of these tracks that were only one or two versus long could have been filled and used for a single or for a LP track. Drake is in heavy rotation in my I-pod so feel free to check him out. Listen link.

Shaq and Kobe

Ever since the split of Shaq and Kobe i have been on the Kobe side of things. Ive always felt that Kobe was a better basketball player and that Shaq was just a strong, quick, big guy who has refined his post and dancing skills. All of Shaq's off the court antics like becoming a sherrif, his diss freestyle about Kobe, his interviews full of one-word answers were all getting old and tired to me. I felt that Shaq just wanted attention because he knew that Kobe was still on an incline and Shaqs skills were declining. Kobe has been and always will be a beast on the court. Shaq was dominant and still is somewhat dominant on a slowed-down paced Phoenix Suns team. This all-star game named Shaq and Kobe as the Co-Mvp's. Shaq said that Kobe should have outright won it and i feel the same way. I personally feel that they gave it to both of them because it was a sweet reunion with shaq-kobe-phil jackson, the game was in phoenix, and Shaq opened the game with a stunning performance with the Jabbawockeez. It seems that they have put their differences aside and things are going smoothly between the two superstars. So Shaq is A-ok in my book. GO Warriors.